Do we have way too many CxO titles?

The folks at Sourcing Innovations as the question, do we need a Chief Universal Cipher Keeping Ontological Officer (CUCKOO)?

This was actually a funny post and thought I would share. So the question is, Do we have way too many CxO's? Hint, Hint.. The answer maybe yes…

CAO: Chief Administrative Officer 
     Chief Academic Officer 
     Chief Analytics Officer 
     Chief Advisement Officer

CBO: Chief Banking Officer 
     Chief Brand Officer 
     Chief Brokerage Officer

CCO: Chief Compliance Officer 
     Chief Communications Officer 
     Chief Control Officer 
     Chief Customer Officer 
     Chief Creative Officer 
     Chief Carbon Officer 
     Chief Consulting Officer

CDO: Chief Development Officer 
     Chief Disciplinary Officer

CEO: Chief Executive Officer 
     Chief Ethics Officer 
     Chief Entertainment Officer

CFO: Chief Financial Officer

CGO: Chief Globalization Officer 
     Chief Government Officer 
     Chief Growth Officer

CHO: Chief Health Officer 
     Chief Humanitarian Officer

CIO: Chief Information Officer 
     Chief Innovation Officer 
     Chief Intelligence Officer 
     Chief Investment Officer 
     Chief Integrity Officer

CJO: Chief Judicial Officer

CKO: Chief Knowledge Officer

CLO: Chief Logistics Officer 
     Chief Legal Officer 
     Chief Learning Officer 
     Chief Linguistics Officer

CMO: Chief Marketing Officer 
     Chief Medical Officer

CNO: Chief Nursing Officer

COO: Chief Operations Officer

CPO: Chief Procurement Officer 
     Chief Privacy Officer 
     Chief People Officer 
     Chief Performance Officer

CQO: Chief Quality Officer

CRO: Chief Risk Officer 
     Chief Research Officer 
     Chief Revenue Officer 
     Chief Restructuring Officer

CSO: Chief Supply (Chain) Officer 
     Chief Strategy Officer 
     Chief Security Officer 
     Chief Sales Officer 
     Chief Science Officer 
     Chief Staff Officer 
     Chief Solutions Officer 
     Chief Suitability Officer

CTO: Chief Technology Officer 
     Chief Transportation Officer 
     Chief Telecommunications Officer

CUO: Chief Underwriting Officer

CVO: Chief Visionary Officer 
     Chief Volunteer Officer

CWO: Chief Web Officer

CXO: Chief eXperience Officer

I think we need a Chief Universal Cipher Keeping Ontological Officer, or CUCKOO, to keep track of them all. I know I'm going cuckoo trying to keep track of them …

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